What is it with celebrities and their children? They invariably seem to name them the weirdest of the weird names.

Ben Stiller’s son, born last Sunday–he’s named Quinlin. Quinlin, I ask you. What language is that? Sounds like something from The Lord of the Rings–you know, Gollum, Frodo, Quinlin, Sauron…

And what about Maddona? Romeo and Lourdes. Beckham? Brooklyn and some other strange name that escapes me right now. Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger? Ireland. A girl named Ireland. Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter–Apple. She should’ve married a Scotsman named Mackintosh, that would’ve made her daughter’s life complete:)

Like I said, weirdness.

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