Weirdness

What is it with celebrities and their children? They invariably seem to name them the weirdest of the weird names. Ben Stiller’s son, born last Sunday–he’s named Quinlin. Quinlin, I ask you. What language is that? Sounds like something from The Lord of the Rings–you know, Gollum, Frodo, Quinlin, Sauron… …

Joke of the day

Louis Armstrong was once asked if jazz was folk music. ‘Man, all music is folk music,’ he replied. ‘You ain’t never heard a horse sing a song, have you?’ And if you didn’t get that, try to procure a sense of humor. I hear they’re doing wonderful things with surgery …