• Blogathon 2013
  • Size Does Matter

    Hobbit fanfiction

    [Thorin Oakenshield, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, mid-movie] He may have once been kind, but that was before Erebor fell. Now Thorin Oakenshield doesn’t have time for niceties, or sparing the hobbit’s feelings. Thorin looks at Bilbo’s puny arms, and hands that have never held a blade sharper than a kitchen knife, and dismisses him […]

  • Blogathon 2013
  • Taboo

    Hobbit fanfiction

      [Bilbo, Dwalin and Balin, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, mid-movie] ‘…she was my cousin on my mother’s side,’ Bilbo explained to a disinterested Dwalin and Balin as they sat huddled around the camp fire. As Balin threw a log onto the fire, Bilbo turned to Dwalin. ‘What about you, do you have any cousins?’ […]

  • Blogathon 2013
  • Addled

    Hobbit fanfiction

    [Radagast the Brown, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, pre-movie] The others couldn’t understand. Saruman, especially, was very narrow minded about the whole thing. Little did they know. They thought he was so simple that he did not know the effect of the mushrooms on his brain. But once Radagast had had a few mushrooms in […]